Lincoln – 7

More interesting as history lesson than movie (assuming, of course, that the history was reliable).

Daniel Day-Lewis and Tommy Lee Jones were terrific, but they were the only ones with good lines and interesting personalities. The others were drawn from the Hollywood stockyard, and the scenes they played were devoid of subtlety. I felt I was back in the world of War Horse, rather than a world of real people. (Mark Twain, we know, would say it wasn’t a world of real people, it was Congress.) The story itself had two problems in my eyes. One, was it a movie about the 13th Amendment, or was it a movie about Lincoln? The two never meshed, particularly in the person of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, whose every appearance as Lincoln’s older son seemed an intrusion. Second, we were primed to root for the passage of the amendment, but it was hard to get emotionally involved when the only issue seemed to be, could the “good guys” bribe enough Congressmen in time for the vote. Still, the movie was filmed beautifully (except for blurring at the edges of the screen) and the consistently dark tone left you thinking you had just seen a black-and-white movie from, say, the ‘40s. Spielberg knows how to make movies, for sure; it’s just a shame that his esthetic is so commercial.

Skyfall – 7

The Sessions – 6.5

Chasing Mavericks – 6

Pure hokum, along the lines of a Disney after-school special – Spin & Marty, anyone? – but an enjoyably inoffensive gloss on the surfer culture I now find myself living amid. There’s no acting worth mentioning, and the women are window dressing, but the shots of the ocean, and the surfing, are worth sticking around for.

Seven Psychopaths – 7.7

The great Christopher Walken is enough to enjoy this murder-comedy, but there are plenty of other wonderful performances: Colin Farrell as the procrastinating screenwriter, Woody Harrelson as the dog-loving gangster kingpin, Tom Waits as…Tom Waits?, and Sam Rockwell as the lead psychopath. The setup is rather primitive – for a reason that only appears after the credits – but the tongue-in-cheek humor is always intelligent, as befits a Martin McDonagh screenplay. Rarely has killing seemed so lighthearted, or dognapping so funny.

Argo – 8

A very adult thriller from Hollywood – bravo, Ben Affleck! The danger was real and historical, yet there weren’t any conventional bad guys: the Iranians were shown to have full justification, in their minds if not ours, for their actions. The hostages were presented as unglamorous everyday people – in fact, their appearances uncannily matched their real-life counterparts. Washington bureaucrats were the other big obstacle, but their decisions, however cruel for these individuals, made sense in the larger picture. Affleck’s filming techniques and the intercutting with contemporary news reports added substantially to the realism, if recent events in Benghazi hadn’t already driven this home.
Then there was the comic relief: it would have been hard to believe the John Goodman/Alan Arkin sideshow if the Hollywood scenario hadn’t had a substantial basis in fact. Regardless, it was wonderful: I totally relax whenever Goodman is on the screen, and every one of Arkin’s zingers was hilarious. The slapstick of “Argo” melded with the suspense in Tehran to form a remarkably seamless and well-rounded whole. Holding it all together was Affleck, underplaying behind a beard. Why his character would take on this assignment was never explained, which was just as well for I probably wouldn’t have bought any explanation. The point is, he did it, and we could cry with pleasure because he did.
I do have quibbles: the airport scenes at the end larded on too many cliffhangers. Would the tickets come through, would the producers get to the ringing phone, would the rebels get to the control tower, would the racing Jeeps catch the taxiing plane? The realism that had been built up seemed to be tossed aside to manufacture even more intense suspense. By that point, though, the stakes were high enough, and I wish we could have been treated like adults for a few minutes more.

Trouble With the Curve – 7

One could list the ten most improbable moments of the film, starting with Amy Adams throwing her potential law firm partnership in the garbage can, or Rigo Sanchez, sans warmup, throwing fastballs past Bo Gentry (and if the issue is the curve, why make Rigo a lefthander?), and you’d probably have trouble stopping at ten; or, one could just say what a great acting job Amy Adams did, as usual, and what fun it was to watch her relationship with Justin Timberlake blossom and luxuriate in her mass of red hair. The baseball scenes rated a ‘B,’ which is pretty good for a Hollywood movie, and the trivia questions were pitched perfectly. The main downer was Clint Eastwood, so crusty you wanted to spit him out and bring in a reliever, like the old pro John Goodman. A la Hollywood, the bad guys were presented as so devoid of redeeming qualities that it was heartwarming to see them disgraced and fail at the finale.

The Master – 4

The Star Tribune called this a “must-see for serious film lovers and a challenge for everyone else” – and here I thought all along that I was a serious film lover. For me, this was one pointless scene after another: the ‘Master’ rides a motorcycle on the desert salt flats – to what end? the ‘Master’ is arrested for owing money(!) – but money is never mentioned again; the Disciple beats a critic to a pulp (or kills him?) – but the police don’t seem to notice. Nothing seems to string together; it’s all, “here is another scene.” Joaquin Phoenix is amazing as a drunken psychotic, to be sure, but I don’t relate to, or particularly enjoy watching, drunken psychotics. The other half of the relationship – and if the movie is about anything, it is about this relationship – is an unconvincing Philip Seymour Hoffman, more teddy bear than charismatic cult leader. The one interesting character is the wife, played with icy steel by Amy Adams, but it is not her movie.

Searching for Sugar Man – 6.5

There was one heartwarming, tear-inducing moment in this documentary: when the obscure-everywhere-but-South-Africa folk singer Rodriguez makes a triumphant visit to Cape Town, 25 years after he is last heard of and presumed dead, and performs to an adoring, screaming sold-out crowd. The other virtue of the film lies in introducing us to the Dylanesque music of Rodriguez: the songs are all truncated, but we hear enough to make us, sort of, want to hear more. Rodriguez himself is presented as something of a Christ figure – a carpenter with no material possessions who helps the poor – although one wonders why there is no mention of the mother(s?) of his three daughters. Unfortunately, he is inarticulate, which is hard to square with the biting lyrics of his music, and I had an underlying confusion as to why a movie was being made in 2012 about a discovery in 1998.

Arbitrage – 6.5

It is very hard to make a convincing movie about corporate malfeasance or corruption. There are so many checks and balances and audits and committees. Richard Gere’s story in this Wall Streeter seem as implausible as Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s bike-riding in Premium Rush. One, of course, is reminded of Bernie Madoff and Tom Petters, but I’m not sure I’d believe a truthful movie about their lives to be believable either. Another problem with Arbitrage was that the numbers simply didn’t add up: the deal to sell his company to Graydon Carter wasn’t going to resolve the situation. One knew, from early on, that Gere’s character was screwed, and the main goal of the movie seemed to be painting a portrait of a mogul in decline. It was pleasant fun so far as it went, but that wasn’t very far.