10. A Whiter Shade of Pale, Procol Harum

1967 brought us psychedelia and an era of self-importance based on discovering and distributing inner truth to society, aided by drugs, pop literature and the trance-creating music of groups like Procol Harum. For self-importance, why not a majestic name from Latin meaning, significantly, “beyond these things.” And a Zen-like title that sounds profound but has no meaning, does it? The lyrics vaguely recall T.S. Eliot’s Wasteland: “the room was humming harder, as the waiter brought his tray.” And most classical of all are the “sixteen vestal virgins, heading for the coast.” Huh? Man, you don’t have to understand it, you just feel it. And feel it we did, in our bones, in our minds, in our soul, as the organ resonated with a church-like dirge and Gary Brooker’s plaintive vocal never rose above a mourn. It was oh, so serious, and we were oh, so important. I was on a “beach” in Dubrovnik in the summer of ’67 when I heard this hymn booming from the transistors of European teens and just knew we were all part of a new world. Weren’t we?

 

Sidebar: Classical Rock

As opposed to “classic rock,” which just means old stuff, usually from the ‘70s and ‘80s, I’m calling this “classical rock” to denote the half-decade or so when rock artists took their cue from classical music. The Moody Blues recorded Days of Future Passed (another Zen title) with the London Festival Orchestra. Jethro Tull’s Thick As A Brick had distinct movements, but the whole record (both sides) was just one song, like a classical piece. The greatest album of this epoch, without argument, was Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon, a lushly orchestrated whole that demanded the same concentration, and same attention span,  as a Brahms symphony. And Procol Harum, of course, wasn’t even subtle in its allusion: the melody of A Whiter Shade of Pale was lifted directly from a Bach cantata. For those of us who never got into classical music but were surrounded by society’s assumption that that was a higher (much higher) art form, rock’s classical era allowed us to feel that gap was closing. But all great art is a reaction against what’s then in vogue, and the swelling self-importance of this music soon gave way to the Ramones.

11. Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Meatloaf

Unlike other artists whose work I consistently bought (see TK sidebar, above), Meat Loaf burst onto the rock scene like a Bat Out of Hell with one transcendent, explosive, almost-perfect record, so good you felt there was nothing more to say. Sure, Meat (or should I say Mr. Loaf) bowed to commercial interests and put out Bat 2, Bat 3 and maybe more, but this seven-song monster was “it,” and of the seven, one stood head and shoulders above the rest. There are other great songs that tell the story of a relationship over the years – John Cougar’s Jack and Diane, Billy Joel’s Scenes from an Italian Restaurant spring to mind – but none are as raw or as closely married to the music as Paradise. The title itself – by the Dashboard Light –  sets the scene: it’s a makeout session in the car. We follow the boy around the metaphorical makeout bases – more on that later – until they’re about to “do it,” when, all of a sudden we hear the girl: “Stop right there; before we go any further, do you love me, will you love me forever…will you make me your wife.” What a dilemma! But the passion is too strong, he foolishly makes his commitment to love her till the end of time…And now, he’s praying for the end of time, “so I can end my time with you” – a phrase that can be read in two ways, but is bleated with such despairing urgency that the singer’s meaning is clear.

            That’s just the story. The music is similarly operatic, as it progresses through three acts, nine rhythm changes and the aforementioned dialogue between Meat and backup singer Ellen Foley. Numerous Jim Steinman lines are classics: “We were barely seventeen, and we were barely dressed”; “It was long ago and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today.” But what made Paradise hit not just a home run but a grand slam with me was its interlude featuring Yankees broadcaster Phil Rizzuto. The Scooter’s inimitable style was one of the things that made writing Diary of a Yankee-Hater such a pleasure for me, and when he called me a “huckleberry” on the air I was in my own paradise. On-air he was so straight, so old-school about controversial topics like sex: what was he thinking when he recorded the saga of “this boy” going from first base to second base to third base to “holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!” It was delicious to think that maybe the record producers didn’t even tell him that there would be sounds of panting in the background! Then there was the issue of the baseball analogy’s not even being correct: if there are two outs when the batter bunts, the defense wouldn’t bother with a play at the plate; a suicide squeeze wouldn’t be called and wouldn’t work. Oh, the levels of analysis afforded by this eight-minute rock epic, the only song for which I ever interrupted a dinner party to play for our guests.

 

Sidebar: Personal Connections

Phil Rizzuto was not the only connection that perhaps elevates Paradise to a higher spot in my pantheon than it might occupy in someone else’s. Shortly after Bat’s emergence I discovered Meat Loaf’s role as Eddie the biker in what became my all-time favorite rock movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I do mean “discovered,” because when I walked into a midnight show at New York’s Beacon Theater I had no idea what was coming. And a more significant discovery was how I came upon the album: a tip from People Magazine’s rock writer Roger Wollmuth. Buying the record before I’d heard it on the radio and it became a hit gave me a personal investment, familiar to rock fans who, say, adopt a group when they’re only playing in clubs and follow them to the heights. I first heard about REM’s Life’s Rich Pageant traveling in Assisi, Italy, when we ran into a younger couple from California, whom I instinctively recognized as hipper than me. From then on, I felt a personal connection with REM, even as their songs became ubiquitous on the airwaves.

            Something of the same sort occurred when we moved to Minneapolis. The workmen who helped us remodel our basement guestroom told me about the Gear Daddies and Uncle Tupelo, two recently defunct bands who had never made it out of the Midwest. The Gear Daddies became an instant all-time favorite, undoubtedly helped by the fact that I knew about them and my friends back East didn’t. I didn’t warm up to Uncle Tupelo as much, but my insider status led me to buy subsequent Son Volt and Wilco records, which finally paid off with Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. I had a soft spot for David Bowie and Elton John because I “discovered” them on BBC International when I was in Libya, before they got to America. Ultimately, the songs on this list stand or fall on their own merits, of course, but there’s a lot of room for taste, and one’s personal connections do have an influence.

12. Wonderful Tonight, Eric Clapton

If music is about romance, this is about the most romantic song I know. Also, the slowest slow-dance number since the Flamingos’ I Only Have Eyes for You (the “shrub-de-bup” song) or, going further, Golden Teardrops, which doesn’t move at all. It would be a crime, not to mention awfully uncomfortable, to dance to Wonderful Tonight with anyone but your lover, just as it would be a crime not to dance when the disc jockey plays it. It’s also one of the most mature love songs, befitting Eric Clapton’s and this listener’s ages: it’s not about chasing, or getting, the girl; it’s about a married, or at least committed, couple, getting dressed up, going to a party, getting tired, coming home and, through it all, appreciating the love they share. It’s slow, but not lethargic; sweet, but not saccharine; intelligent, but not pretentious. For years I overlooked the background female voice that subtly adds depth and range. More obvious is the guitar for which Clapton is famous, a wailing voice that increases the tug on the heartstrings. Near the end, the music stops entirely, and we hear what may be the most romantic line in all of rock: “You just don’t realize…how much I love you.” If you’re dancing with your lover, you don’t want this song to end.

13. No Woman, No Cry, Bob Marley & Wailers

I first heard this song on New York island radio in 1976, adopted it as my own in a little incident in Antigua that winter, and have never heard it since without, first, smiling, and by its end, feeling I’m a better person. Of course I’m not, but that’s the effect Bob Marley has had on millions all around the world. Who knows what the words mean, above all the patois title, but the message of reassurance comes through: “everythin’s gonna be alright; everythin’s gonna be alright.” The organ in the background establishes the hymn-like context, and the minor progression of four downward half-notes, with a syncopated jump to the last one, establishes the most relaxed mood that carries through the song, however long it lasts. The organ trills above, to add beauty, not urgency. And then, only then, does our hero the singer join in, with his plaintive reverie, “I remember, when we used to sit – trala-lala-lala-la…” Maybe we can’t honestly identify with the Jamaicans huddling around their campfire, but the sentiments and the music are universal. “Good friends we’ve had, good friends we’ve lost” – even more poignant after Marley’s death in 1987 – but somehow, we’ve got to push on through. The music rolls on, and whether the version you hear is four minutes, six minutes, ten minutes, I never want it to end, I never want to leave that government yard down in Trenchtown.

14. The Boxer, Simon & Garfunkel

The climax of Simon & Garfunkel’s career (see Sidebar, below), The Boxer has, in spades, everything that made one of the rock era’s two greatest duos so great: harmonies that melt your heart, folk-rock purity, insinuating rhythm, literate lyrics and an intriguing story you think you understand, but don’t, really. Humility the listener can identify with is present at the outset – “I am just a poor boy” – and is reinforced throughout, most famously in, “Asking only workman’s wages/ I come looking for a job/ But I get no offers…” The music is so sweet you don’t notice all the words until years later, but when you do there are more classic lines than one has a right to expect in a single song: “a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest”; and (added later) “After changes upon changes, we are more or less the same.” Who else could parse the following words into a song: “I do declare there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there.” After each heart-rending verse there is a chorus that goes something like “li-la-li, li-la-li-la-li-la-li-la, li-la-li, la-la-li-la-la-la-li-lala-lala-li.” A wonderful sing-along nonsense sound, as in Brown-Eyed Girl, except I’m convinced that the “la”s and “li”s subtly change with each repetition, in a way that conveys even deeper hidden nuances to the emotions being expressed. This is certainly the case following the verse about the “whores on Seventh Avenue,” when the refrain turns into “ooh-la-la-la-la-la.” After five verses about the tough time the singer has run into in a cold New York, Simon & Garfunkel skip the “la-la-li” and launch into a sixth, seemingly unrelated verse about…”a boxer, a fighter by his trade.” Where did he come from? What has he to do with our hero? Well, no matter how many times this boxer has been laid low and scarred and says he is quitting, “the fighter still remains.” So, after all, this is a song of defiance, a song of the spirit, a song of The Sixties. Li-la-li!

 

Sidebar: The “Sixties”

The Sixties, of course, wasn’t a decade, but a spirit embodying freedom, hope, idealism, egalitarianism, anti-materialism and ultimately, failingly, revolution. There were different manifestations: on the West Coast, think hippies and psychedelic, Jefferson Airplane and the Grateful Dead. On the East Coast, think coffee shops, Bob Dylan and Joan Baez. And Simon & Garfunkel, city boys, Jewish, university literate, sensitive. They announced their arrival with Sounds of Silence (and the Greenwich Village album cover). Their harmonies were achingly beautiful, with Garfunkel soaring and Simon providing a solid floor below. The lyrics echoed T.S. Eliot: “people talking without speaking/ people hearing without listening/ people writing songs that voices never shared. No one dared/ disturb the sounds of silence.” What did it mean? I don’t know. Did that matter? Of course not. Wasn’t the world meaningless, after all? The drum comes in and the song goes from a capella to crescendo, back to quiet. In the midst of the civil rights movement, this was a white man’s spiritual.

            All their songs struck some chord, none more for me, a self-professed (self-obsessed?) loner, than I Am A Rock, as I looked out my window on a “freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.” We could be happy, too, at times, despite the angst, and 57th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy) captured that emotion perfectly. The movie of the Sixties, for all college-age men, was The Graduate, and who better to provide the soundtrack for Dustin Hoffman and Katharine Ross than S&G: “Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.” After The Boxer, the Sixties lost steam, lost its sense of unity, and split off into dozens of different, often destructive, directions. Simon & Garfunkel began to split, as well. Bridge Over Troubled Water was their biggest hit, but the singing was all Garfunkel – just as the Beatles’ song that followed at #1, Let It Be, was all McCartney. Later hits – Cecilia, El Condor Pasa – were pure Simon (just as Lennon began doing his own thing). The exquisite harmony of Simon & Garfunkel and the beautiful dream of The Sixties were slip, slidin’ away.

15. Lyin’ Eyes, The Eagles

Lyin’ Eyes has the peaceful, easy rolling rhythm that’s an Eagles trademark and the cool, non-emotional tone of Southern California – a dotted line runs from the Beach Boys in the ‘60s to the Eagles in the ‘70s. The story is as old as the Hollywood hills, but never in rock music has it been better told: a “city girl” hooks a rich old man for his money, has an affair with a younger man but sees that’s not the answer, either. The song runs 6:15, about twice as long as the standard cut, and each of the seven verses both propels the story and captures a vivid image. And, fans of Robert Frost note, every line is a neat rhyme. My favorite: “Late at night, the big old house gets lonely/ I guess every port of refuge has its price/ And it breaks her heart to think her love is only/ Given to a man with hands as cold as ice.” I’ve probably sat in my car waiting for this song to end more than any other. The music is pretty, the message is not: “There ain’t no way to hide your lyin’ eyes.”

 

Sidebar: Western Rock

I love the Eagles. Somehow it has become fashionable to look down upon them, perhaps because of their commercial success, perhaps because they had too many farewell tours (cf. the Rolling Stones), perhaps because Glenn Frey’s not much of an actor or Don Henley has espoused too many liberal causes. But I’ve been hooked since the opening chords of Take It Easy and have admired the Beatles-like trajectory of their career, even as the originally indistinguishable group members assumed recognizable musical styles and, ultimately, careers. Songs from their first album fueled my attempts to learn the guitar; the lyrical dexterity of Hotel California still amuses me; and for emotional depth, The Last Resort still tugs. I also choose the Eagles to represent western rock, if that’s what you call the strand of rock that emerged from Austin to LA with roots in the “w” of “country and western.” The Byrds, Burrito Brothers, Gram Parsons, Jerry Jeff Walker, Guy Clark, and everybody whom Emmylou Harris sang with.

16. With or Without You, U2

Like the sea rolling over the sand, With or Without You seeps from every pore of the speakers and takes hold of every nerve of my body. It becomes an environment all to itself. The 4/4 tomtom beat of the bass grabs me and holds on, then halfway through, the drum starts pounding the backbeat. Bono finishes his lyrics (about which, more later) and the rhythm instruments, still insistent, quiet down while a soft high wail pierces the upper register. Then – and this is the killer moment – Edge’s guitar comes in with a syncopated beat, on top of the tomtom and backbeat, full rolling orchestration resumes, and I feel, this is what I’ve waited for. What Bono is waiting for is totally unclear, with more of those cryptic British lyrics: “Sleight of hand and twist of fate/ On a bed of nails she makes me wait/ And I wait without you.” If the song is addressed to “you,” who is “she”? The words don’t matter, but Bono’s voice does. It starts in a matter-of-fact tone and becomes increasingly urgent as the song proceeds, imbuing it, like all U2 songs, with an aura of serious import. There’s an anthemic quality, also indigenous to U2: “and you give yourself away” is repeated over and over, and the mantra “with or without you” is intoned 12 times. The wall of sound would make Phil Spector proud.

 

Sidebar: Heartbreak Songs

If I get any sense from the words, With or Without You describes the familiar male condition of being in love with someone who is not adequately reciprocating. I’m not happy when I’m with you, but I can’t live without you. Oh, despair! And while there are a couple of songs about being happy – I’m Into Something Good and 57th Street Bridge Song come to mind – the deep stuff, the songs that bite into your soul and won’t let go, tend to be about lost love and unhappy moments. If someone never loved and lost, how much of the rock repertoire would be so less meaningful, if not a mystery! My own heartbreaks? – I’ve had a few, and I was helped through them by the likes of the Fleetwoods singing Mr. Blue, Little Anthony’s Tears on My Pillow, the Skyliners’ Since I Don’t Have You, the Beau Brummels’ Just A Little and my all-time consolation, Love Hurts by the Everly Brothers.

17. Runaround, Blues Traveler

John Popper’s harmonica sound is practically unique in rock’n’roll, but that is not even his most distinctive contribution to Run-Around. Rather, it is his gravelly but relentlessly upbeat voice which runs through a full narrative lyric while leaving me with no clue what he is saying or singing about. Or even what is a “run-around.” “Upbeat” is the key word here, for it is the urgent rhythm that captures my full attention the first instant the background guitars start strumming. Subtly underlying all of the harmonic flourishes is a 4/4 bass line that ascends, A-B-B-C, for the entire 4:40. And what flourishes! As the most modern song on my list, it is instructive to hear how sophisticated rock has moved from the days of Earth Angel. As for those lyrics, because so many are garbled, I feel like I’m hearing old friends when the few clear phrases come through – “I like coffee, and I like tea” and “Hollywood’s calling for the movie rights” chief among them. And then there’s the opening line, “Oh, once upon a midnight dearie,” which always reminds me of a certain Christmas carol.

18. Stop! In the Name of Love, The Supremes

Polished commercial perfection and deeply expressed emotion don’t often come together, but when they do, as they do here, it is a gem. The Motown rhythm section chugs along with Southern-school marching band precision and the Supremes are given a readymade dance move, with gloved hand extended at every “Stop!” But then, before each verse, the background chords go minor and Diana Ross, at her very best, tells her sad tale, and you can hear her heart breaking: “Is her sweet expression/ Worth more than my loving affection?” The approximate rhymes, a la Smoky Robinson, – “patient” with “infatuation” – add somehow to the sincerity of Diana’s plea. And there is one more important balance: the sad plight of the jilted lover leads not to tears, but to the forceful demand, “Stop! in the name of love.”

 

Sidebar: Girl Groups

Notably absent on the list to this point is any female representation. This in no way reflects my current taste, which runs heavily to Dar Williams, Nancy  Griffith, Mary-Chapin Carpenter; and Joni Mitchell’s Blue and Patti Smith’s Horses are among my alltime favorite albums. Rather, it reflects the far smaller role women have always played in rock: even when there are great female lead vocalists, like Chrissie Hynde or Debbie Harry, say, the rest of the group is male. Worse, in early rock, girl songs were often fawning: I Want to Be Bobby’s Girl; Johnny Get Angry; Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb. Still, at any one time there was usually at least one signature girl group that could stand with the best, the Chantels, the Shirelles and the Ronnettes chief among them. For general recognition, though, the Supremes were just that. At the peak of Motown glory, they matched the Temptations hit-for-hit. But rock was very much a man’s world, and it is fitting and symbolic that they appear on this list 17 places down.

19. I Wonder Why, Dion and the Belmonts

A Morse-Code barrage of “din-din-dins” announces one of the great bass lines in rock, a line that flares and swoons but never lets up. The last “din” in the opening line morphs into the first word of “don’t-know-why-I,” with each word adding a singer to the mix, in harmonic thirds. All join together then for “love-you-like-I-do,” and the Belmonts are off to the races. Surprisingly early, after verse one, the rather grounded falsetto makes its entrance, while the background singers don-don-di-diddity in controlled anarchy that carries through to the end. A pushing backbeat propels the song in a quick 2:16, stopping twice for a dramatic “wop (pause), wop (pause), wop-wop, wopwopwop.” The words – who listens to the words? – are simple but profound, nailing the uncertainty that every lover, however true, at one time or another must feel. “I wonder why I’m sure you’re always true” doesn’t sound so sure, dun-dun-du-does it?

 

Sidebar: The Doo-wop Canon

I originally intended to make #19 a three-way tie, with Come Go With Me by the Dell-Vikings and Why Do Fools Fall In Love? by Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers sharing the spot. Each has the classic elements of up-tempo doo-wop with these two even adding the characteristic sax solo. “Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-de-dooby-dum” is a Hall-of-Fame doo-wop line, as is “Yip-dum-wop-a-dum, wop-a-dum, wop-a-ye-de.” Further, I could have covered the main strands of the genre with the Belmonts – white Italians, the Teenagers – inner-city blacks, and the Dell Vikings – interracial Californians. But the more I listened to the three songs together, the more I felt I Wonder Why was the only one that never sagged, even for a second. It is hard, of course, to compare doo-wop classics to the Eagles, and in fairness I will prepare a Doo-Wop Top 25 to stand on its own.  But this music of the ‘50s achieved a perfection with a semi-rigid formula: a 45 with a slow side and a fast side. While radio anointed one side as the hit, the flip side that you discovered at a party, say, could be just as good – and more memorable because you felt it was your discovery. Think Danny and the Juniors: At the Hop was the uptempo ‘A’ side; while Sometimes (When I’m All Alone) was just as good to dance to, real close. The harmonies were pleasing, the beat was irresistible, the bass and falsetto gave range, and the lead singer was distinctive (so much so that his or her name often emerged after-the-fact: Cleve Duncan, Fred Parris, Tony Williams, Arlene Smith are among the household names that were never mentioned when their songs were hits.)