Long Shot – 8

Charlize Theron is a 10, Seth Rogen a 6, the funny-smart dialogue an 8, hence the final average. The movie manipulates in all the time-worn rom-com ways, which meant my cheeks were wet for the final 15 minutes. This was pure escapist entertainment, with topical jabs at Trump, Murdoch, Fox News and politics in general, to compensate for the gross-out element that comes with Rogen. (As the New Yorker put it, “a film for adolescents of all ages.”) I’m not sure that making Theron’s love interest be so clueless, untalented and unattractive was necessary for the film to work, but it was a small price to pay for the privilege of watching her for two hours.

Amazing Grace – 5

An unfinished documentary from 1972 about the making of Aretha Franklin’s gospel record, Amazing Grace. The songs weren’t much, at least to my taste, and Aretha’s performance was so charisma-free, you kept wanting the camera to look at someone else, maybe choir leader Alexander Hamilton. The commentary was similarly lackluster. For me, the only positive was seeing the all-black congregation for Day One, with women dressed in their best, and thinking about that community at that time in history in L.A.

Alphabetical List of 2019 Movies

1917
Ad Astra
Amazing Grace
Apollo 11
Aquarela
Biggest Little Farm
Birds of Passage
Booksmart
The Brink
Capernaum
Cold War
Dark Waters
David Crosby: Remember My Name
Downton Abbey
The Farewell
First Love
Ford v. Ferrari
Gloria Bell
Honey Boy
Honeyland
Hustlers
The Irishman
Isn’t It Romantic
JoJo Rabbit
Judy
Knives Out
Late Night
Laundromat
Little Women
Long Shot
Marriage Story
Meeting Gorbachev
Mustang
Never Look Away
The Nightingale
Non-Fiction
Once Upon A Time…in Hollywood
Pain and Glory
Parasite
Photograph
Queen and Slim
Rocketman
The Sound of My Voice
The Souvenir
Transit
Us
Wild Rose
Woman at War
Yesterday

 

 

Mustang – 5

Wonderful acting – by the horses. The opening scene of wild mustangs being herded by helicopter over a Nevada plain is the movie’s high point. The main story – horse tamed by man, while man is tamed by horse – is predictable to the point of cliche, although it may not have seemed so to the Belgian/French filmmakers. The two subplots – drug dealing among the convicts and the family relations of the hero – are too confusing to gain traction. Matthias Schoenaerts is the same bullheaded tough he played in Rust and Bone and Bullhead, but is less convincing when he moves out of character.

Brink – 4

A narrow-scope documentary, showing Steve Bannon at work and at rest, not much else. He can be charming, which is interesting to see, but the film offers little insight into his thinking or relationships (if he has any). The camera is always there when he meets foreign leaders, but pulls away before anything really happens. In trying hard not to editorialize, director Alison Klayman gives us little more than this week’s TIME cover story.

Us – 6

Welcome to Jordan Peele’s gun-free America, where peopled are murdered by shears, baseball bats, putters, fireplace pokers and rock crystals, as far as we could see. Nothing in the movie made sense, up to and including the final plot twists, but I suspect that is not required of a horror flick, so long as it keeps you on the edge of your seat – which Us did, unless like my viewing partner you quickly dismissed the whole thing –  which is why I give it a positive score. I also suspect that the buzz it is getting is due to the cast’s being African-American and Peele’s previous film, Get Out, having long legs.

Alphabetical List of 2018 Movies

At Eternity’s Gate
Bad Reputation
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
BlacKkKlansman
Black Panther
Bohemian Rhapsody
Colette
Death of Stalin
Disobedience
8th Grade
Fahrenheit 11/9
The Favourite
First Reformed
Free Solo
The Front Runner
Game Night
Green Book
The Happy Prince
If Beale Street Could Talk
Itzhak
Juliet, Naked
The King
Leaning Into the Wind
Leave No Trace
Let the Sunshine In
Lizzie
Maria by Callas
Madeline’s Madeline
Nico, 1988
Ocean’s 3/8
A Private War
A Quiet Place
RBG
The Rider
Roma
Searching
Shoplifters
The Sisters Brothers
A Star Is Born
Support the Girls
Three Identical Strangers
Tully
Vice
Vox Pop
Widows
The Wife
Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Alphabetical List of 2017 Movies

Baby Driver
Battle of the Sexes
Beatriz at Dinner
Beguiled
Boom for Real
The Cage Fighter
Call Me By Your Name
The Darkest Hour
The Distinguished Citizen
Dunkirk
Faces Places
The Florida Project
Get Out
The Hero
Human Flow
I Am Not Your Negro
An Inconvenient Sequel
Ismael’s Ghosts
Jane
Julieta
Lady Bird
Logan Lucky
Long Strange Trip
Lost City of Z
The Lovers
Mother!
Mudbound
Murder on the Orient Express
Norman
Phantom Thread
The Post
The Shape of Water
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Step
Their Finest
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Toni Erdmann
Water & Power
Wind River
Wonder Woman
Zama

Alphabetical List of 2016 Movies

Alex and Eve
Allied
Aquarius
Arrival
Bright Lights
Cafe Society

Captain Fantastic
Deepwater Horizon
Doctor Strange
Eagle Huntress
Elevator to the Gallows
Elle
Equity
Everybody Wants Some!
Eye in the Sky
Fences
Florence Foster Jenkins
Hail, Caesar
The Handmaiden
Haveababy
Hell or High Water
Hidden Figures
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
The Innocents
Jackie
La La Land
Lion
Little Men
Live By Night
Lo and Behold
The Lobster
Love and Friendship
Loving
Maggie’s Plan
A Man Afar
Manchester by the Sea
Microbe and Gasoline
Mifune: The Last Samurai
Moonlight
Neruda
Niagara
The Nice Guys
Popstar: Don’t Stop Don’t Stopping
Queen of Katwe
Sausage Party
Silence
Sing Street
Sully
Ten Cloverfield Lane
The Unknown Girl
Viva
Weiner
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Zero Days