Napoleon – 4

Perhaps Ridley Scott watched The Crown and thought, Hey, I can do this for France. Unfortunately, his swings at royal romance, political intrigue and historical drama were all whiffs. For some reason, Joaquin Phoenix as the lead was made to appear uncharismatic, uncoordinated, a terrible lover, phlegmatic and taciturn – hardly the image of the almost-conqueror of Europe. Vanessa Kirby was at least interesting, while the plethora of courtiers were indistinguishable. As the title proclaimed, the movie was about one person, and he was boring.

Maestro – 4

Hard to decide what bothered me more: the bizarre accents and clipped, unintelligible dialogue from Bradley Cooper, especially, and Carey Mulligan; the characters’, especially Cooper’s, obsessive smoking; or the lack of a plot. Rather than care for Lenny Bernstein, I couldn’t wait for this unpleasant person to get off the screen. Sarah Silverman, on the other hand, I liked. I admit to a personal dislike of gratuitous smoking in movies; here there was only one scene in which Cooper wasn’t lighting up: conducting his Mass in a cathedral. The rest of the time, even when conducting, a cigarette was in his mouth or his hand, to dramatic detriment not effect. A very unenjoyable two hours.

The Holdovers – 7.9

A throwback movie in every sense from the reliably delightful Alexander Payne, it even made me like Paul Giamatti as the curmudgeonly prep school teacher with a well hidden heart of gold. As someone who spent three snowy Decembers at a boys’ school outside Boston in the ’60s, I felt a certain distant affinity for the Barton class of ’71, but the story told was pretty universal. Beyond thinking, They don’t make movies like this anymore, you felt here is the feel-good Christmas film for 2023.

Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour – 7

I had to take this in in two sittings, it was so long and so loud (as was the audience of young women). It’s hard to find fault with Taylor Swift, and I couldn’t. Some songs were better than others, but it probably helped if you knew them all by heart, as most of the adoring crowd did. What stood out, beyond her looks, her smile, her engagingly coy cuteness, were the clothes, the choreography, the dancers, backup singers and band, the overall production. Edited down from the live show, when presumably there were breaks for the costume and set changes, the 2:48 film was a nonstop powerhouse of visual and aural delight.

Anatomy of a Fall – 8

A French psycho-drama from Justine Triet and production company “didshedoit.com,” which is the movie’s hook. The director prejudiced the question whether the husband’s fall was a suicide or a murder by making the prosecution witnesses bombastic and the prosecutor smarmy and not good-looking, as against a sympathetic defendant (a measured and marvelous Sandra Huller) and her handsome lawyer with fabulous hair. In the end, one felt the suicide unlikely and the murder impossible. We did feel that the husband’s actions were aimed at his next book, while it was more certain that what transpired would end up in his wife’s. Years of watching Spiral made us comfortable with a trial in which half the “evidence” would not be admissible in a U.S. court. And both 10-year-old Daniel and dog Snoop were used to good effect. Most of all, the film raised questions and begged for discussion afterward, reminding us how rewarding the European (French) cinema can be, without special effects, more than two sets or, presumably, much of a budget.

Flora and Son – 7

A happy-making bauble from John Carney, previously responsible for Once and Sing Street,” with which it shares a Dublin setting and charming, sensitive songs. Eve Hewson is the whole reason to watch, and it is a good one; she is brassy but not abrasive, pretty but real, and her three relationships–with her son, her ex-husband and her online guitar teacher–all bring rewards. The music, including Joni Mitchell singing “Both Sides Now,” is delightful; my only complaint was Netflix cutting off the final number in its “we-don’t-show-credits” zeal.

Joan Baez I Am A Noise – 5

I could have used a lot more about the music, even more about the political activism and the personalities of her world, and a lot less about the sturm und drang of her psychological state, especially since she came across as a wonderfully adjusted, successful and attractive 80-year-old. And what a terrible title!

Killers of the Flower Moon – 6

There is surprisingly little drama in this movie, perhaps because we knew the story but just as likely because the pacing is so s-l-o-w. After three hours forty minutes with no resolution, Martin Scorsese flips to a simulated radiocast to wrap things up, leaving his characters to meet their fates offstage. My other problem is Leonardo DiCaprio, a Scorsese favorite who leaves me cold. Here he plays someone who’s dumb as mud, at which he is neither convincing nor entertaining. In fact, the only laughs in the unmodulatedly grim narrative come when the audience reacts to a line that is just too much. Robert DeNiro seems to have been time-traveled from a Goodfellas film and is evil incarnate from scene one. Lily Gladstone is wonderful as Molly, although why she falls for DiCaprio’s Ernest is a mystery. As is Ernest’s instant mastery of the Osage tongue, given his obvious limitations. All the Indians are noble, which may be politically correct but adds to the dullness of the story. Scorsese seems to be in love with his movie-making, but here he needed an editor.

The Pigeon Tunnel – 4

This nominal documentary is little more than an interview with David Cornwall (a/k/a John Le Carre) replete with reenactments of recollections and occasional film clips. The subject, however, seems to be Cornwall’s con man father and his effect on his son’s view of betrayal. As for Le Carre’s writing or his books, there’s barely a peep. Errol Morris seems to have spun a feature-length film out of a short, non-illuminating interview, with a fancy score by Philip Glass, repeating visuals of the titular tunnel and cock-eyed camera angles. A forgettable 90 minutes.

New York Theater, Fall ’23

In Dig, by Theresa Rebeck at 59E59 Theaters, every line of dialogue is a speech, illuminating the speaker or advancing the plot. The actions are often loaded metaphors too: Roger’s repotting a damaged plant in the opening scene, giving it food, attention and room to grow, previews the main course of the play, a repotting of the damaged Megan. A lot is thrown at the viewer over several days in the plant shop, and we don’t always know if the business is failing or coming back. There are possibly more plot twists than the play’s single set can contain; but for the most part the play’s careful construction holds things together. Both leads had multifaceted personalities, to say the least, but were ultimately sympathetic, which left us with a good feeling.

By contrast, the lines in Annie Baker’s Infinite Life could have been taken from real life. There wasn’t much plot to advance, nor were characters hot one moment, cold the next. Lines, in fact, were short and few, but many brought a chuckle or a smile of recognition. With great economy, we felt we knew the characters, and each was a more believable, relatable person than anyone in Dig. If there was a moral or message, I missed it. But none was really needed. Yes, there were thoughts on pain, and even sharper ones on sex; but I mainly found myself entranced by Christina Kirk as Sofi as she spent her week at the spa.

Without any intent, a large majority of our theater-going this fall took us to musicals, of very different stripe. The most traditional by far was a revival of Stephen Sondheim’s  Merrily We Roll Along, which has been better received than it was in 1981. The production is superb, and the leading performances of Jonathan Groff and Daniel Radcliffe are excellent; I wasn’t wild about the third, Lindsay Mendez, but that could be due to the role as written. The story is the opposite of uplifting, as it stars a talented songwriter who sells his art for commerce, his wife for glitz, and soul, apparently, to the Hollywood devil. The score, I’m told, is among Sondheim’s best, which for my ear meant the songs were pleasant but not memorable. Ultimately, the whole thing felt dated, like an exquisitely produced Broadway musical of 1981.

In another musical that we enjoyed the action took place in 1976-77, but the feeling was very “now.” Stereophonic recounted the making of a follow-up album by a mixed rock group (three men, two women; three Yanks, two Brits) with two recording engineers as the Greek chorus. We were back in the world of Almost Famous or Spinal Tap, a world I loved in absentia: sex, drugs and rock’n’roll. The songs weren’t part of the plot; they were being recorded for release by this band and, written by Will Butler of Arcade Fire, they were all very good. The actors, amazingly, were as convincing in their music-making as their acting. Each performer got to fully develop their character, including the uncool engineer who ultimately held it all together.

I know Gutenberg! The Musical was a musical because it said so in the title. It wasn’t like it had songs listed in the program, though. I’m too young for Vaudeville, but this is my idea of what Vaudeville was like: two hams making funny faces, corny jokes and surprisingly deft moves around the stage. Josh Gad’s performance was worth the price of admission, and the play’s premise–Gutenberg transposed his wine press to a printing press, thereby creating people’s ability to read–was clever enough. For one act, at least. You got the jokes, and they were funny; but when intermission came it wasn’t clear why they needed a second act. To sell expensive tickets, I guess.

Here Lies Love, conversely, felt like all music all the time, with dancers running through the balcony aisles, the DJ getting us on our feet, and a general disco vibe running from start to finish (and there was a dance party after that). The real life story of Imelda and Ferdinand Marcos and Ninoy Aquino gave the show historical heft and even offered political parallels to our world today, but it was the creative vision of David Byrne that made this show stand out from anything we’ve seen before. The performers were all great, led by Arielle Jacobs as Imelda.

Poor Yella Rednecks was the weakest of the bunch, the stage equivalent of a comic novel. Maureen Sebastian (Tong) was superb, singing, acting and moving, but the other actors came across as cartoon characters, except for Little Man, who was a puppet.

A Beautiful Noise offered a counterpoint to Merrily: in both a talented songwriter gets a boost from someone in the business, becomes fabulously successful, is carried away by the glamor and glitz, losing wives and children, and ends up in a bad place. Being an authorized biography of Neil Diamond, however, he finds himself at the end: “I Am, I Said.” I’m not a Diamond fan (my 2,500-song playlist contains nothing by him), but the music worked, thanks to exhilarating dance numbers by a marvelously diverse chorus, a little help from the wives, and a cleverly caricaturish Diamond impression by Will Swenson.