Buried – 7.5

The most claustrophobia-inducing film I’ve ever seen, 93 minutes entirely inside a coffin, with one actor who can barely move, lit mainly by his Zippo lighter but often in total darkness, Buried adds one more cinematic chapter, for the politically minded, to the story, Why We Shouldn’t Be In Iraq. Along the way, his phone calls – on a cell phone left in the coffin by his ransom-minded captor – point up the daily selfishness and occasional duplicity in the outside world, without distracting our focus from the panicked, desperate Everyman, buried alive. While American heartthrob Ryan Reynolds is good, if not great, as the captured truck driver, it is interesting that the movie – a metaphor for U.S. involvement in the Middle East? – is a Spanish production, directed by Rodrigo Cortes.

Easy A – 6.5

Emma Stone proved a worthy successor to Ellen Page’s Juno in this story of the smart teenager up against the world around her, except for her supportive parents who can’t really help. Thomas Haden Church and Lisa Kudrow were reliable as the adult presences at her high school, and the story was sweet, so long as you got past any concern that none of this could actually happen. Call it a parable, or a modern gloss on Hawthorne, to be enjoyed and not taken seriously.

The Town – 7

Written, directed and starring Ben Affleck, this could be added to the list of recent vanity projects, especially since his character is the only one who gets away. The star for me, however, was Rebecca Hall, who got to portray big-time ambivalence, and did it beautifully. The bank robbery scenes were far-fetched, but that didn’t bother the University of Minnesota football players who cheered the robbers in preparation for their game with USC the next morning. Jeremy Renner is deserving of Supporting Actor awards for his performance, but overall the flick wasn’t up to the Dennis Lehane standard.

Catfish – 5

There’s something about a handheld-camera documentary that wears on me. The story would seem just as authentic if it were a bit more professionally made. Beyond that, I don’t think I was the target audience for a Facebook mystery. “Nev” was good-looking and a nice-enough guy, but I can think of others I would rather spend my two hours with.

The Other Guys – 6

     More than a harmless piffle, this Will Ferrell-Mark Wahlberg comedy was replete with cute moments and laugh-out-loud jokes. I know, because I was the only one in the theater. (Several days later I watched Caddyshack via Netflix. By comparison, that movie was stupid – the Rodney Dangerfield character embarrassing. I didn’t cringe once at The Other Guys.)

Restrepo – 4

     A very disappointing documentary about a Marine outpost called ‘Restrepo’ in remote Afghanistan. It had none of the characters, none of the action, none of the suspense, none of the message of Matterhorn, the book about a Marine company in Vietnam that Siri and I had both just finished reading. The use of talking heads filmed after-the-fact drained drama from the situation and, except for the lieutenant, I didn’t find the individuals interesting or terribly engaging. There was never any sense of whom the Marines were shooting at or the danger, undoubtedly real, that they were in. Symptomatic of the film’s emptiness was the name ‘Restrepo’ – given to the camp in honor of a fallen comrade, whom we saw only once, in a snapshot and who, consequently, meant nothing to us. If it hadn’t been for a postscript about the military’s abandoning this valley a year later, there would have been no point at all to the exercise.

Cairo Time – 5

     A showcase, if not vanity project, for Patricia Clarkson, the movie stands or falls on how you view her character’s actions. We’re handicapped by not knowing much about where she comes from and what her husband is like, until it is too late. But existing in a kind of vacuum doesn’t excuse her blithe ignorance of her surroundings – walking into a men-only coffee shop, walking down the Cairo streets showing cleavage, hopping onto a bus to Gaza without guidance or help. I didn’t see Siddiq Ali’s lure as lover (but the women I was with did). So without a compelling romance or an understandable central character, all that was left was a formulaic travelogue, in which each scene was too obviously designed to show off a Cairo tourist attraction – mosque, felucca, souq, pyramids, etc. I’m only surprised they didn’t go to the Cairo Museum to see King Tut.

Get Low – 4

For all appearances, a vanity project for Robert Duvall, who played a character we’ve seen him play many times before, interesting as a sideshow but not the main feature. Bill Murray’s character was the only one with any hint of complexity, but the highly superficial story hardly let him develop it. The story itself made no sense, so I wasn’t surprised to see in the credits that it was based on real events. Why did old man Bush want a funeral at which he could hear people’s stories about himself? Why was it even called a “funeral”? Why should we believe that Sissy Spacek and Robert Duvall were of similar ages? How did Bush make his money? Why was the Rev. Jackson such an intimate? The film offered two scenes to justify Bush’s reputation as a mean old codger, but Duvall never came across as scary – viz., his “Beware of Mule” sign. Part of the problem was how this movie compared to Winter’s Bone, where life was truly primitive and people in the woods were indeed frightening. By contrast, Get Low was just a Hollywood storyboard.

Cell 211 – 8.5

Are foreign films more “realistic” because a) they stick to more realistic plots – e.g., no gratuitous car-chase scenes; or b) because they use actors I’ve never seen before? If Matt Damon had played the young prison guard and Bruce Willis the tough-guy prisoner, would I have reacted as I did to Julianne Moore and Annette Bening in The Kids Are All Right? Instead, I had no doubt that everyone in this Spanish flick, from the scrungiest prisoner to the federal negotiator, was exactly whom they were portraying. Beyond that, the setup was brilliant: the day before he is to start working, Juan Oliver is caught in a prison riot. To avoid certain death, he pretends to be a new prisoner and because of his quick wit and courage becomes an adviser to Malamadre, the head thug, in negotiations with the authorities. You can see his mind working as he weighs the consequences of every word and action, and it is the finest of lines he walks. But everyone on both sides of this standoff is faced with excruciating life-or-death decisions, and most often with two masters to serve. Nothing turns out as expected, but we don’t feel cheated. We feel we have witnessed a scintillating story, expertly played.

The Kids Are All Right – 5

The kids may be all right, but this movie was about their parents, and the relationship between Julianne Moore and Annette Bening left me cold. Maybe my unfamiliarity with lesbian couples, in person or onscreen, influenced my lack of understanding; but the director’s obsession with showing us a lesbian couple bothered me, especially when these actresses are so familiar for straight roles, and one is even married to Warren Beatty, for goshsakes. Every line of dialogue between them was punctuated with a “dear” or “babe,” and how often do you see a straight married couple in a movie having routine sex? For awhile I thought there would be a nice dramatic arc, with the sperm-donor-father Mark Ruffalo bringing about character growth in each member of the family, but that idea sort of petered out, and the movie ended, to no apparent point at all, with the daughter’s departure for college. By the end, the family saga – and that’s about all there was to the film – resembled Toy Story 3 more than Squid and the Whale.